Zombies are awesome. I don't think we can argue about that. Well, we can, but you'll lose. You have no evidence zombies aren't awesome. You can't have ... unless, I guess, one of them stuck their fingers right up your nose to try and get to your brain, but even then you have to admire their methods!
Anyway. Zombies, to me, are totally inspiring, and one way is that they eat really well. I know, I know, you'll be all "No they don't! They eat brains and other gross stuff!" The thing is though, zombies eat brains because brains are good for zombies. They know that if they eat brains, they will prosper and live (sort of) an awesome life (sort of).
Have you ever heard of the term sometimes foods? No? Well, these are foods it's better for us to eat sometimes. It's kind of obvious. It's right there in the name. The thing is, for a lot of people, sometimes foods are ALL THE TIMES foods. All the time foods? I don't know, whatever, they eat too much of them and it's not good for them!
Sometimes foods, for non-zombie humans, are foods like take away food, or sugary food or drink, or really fatty food, or basically anything that tastes really awesome. Seriously. Scientists work on these things. There's actually a thing known as a bliss explosion, which is food with the exact right amounts of sugar, fat and salt to get you going off and have you coming back for more.
Businesses want to get you addicted to certain foods so you buy more, but it's not always good for your health. Sugary foods, for example, give you a rush, but then you can crash afterwards and feel sleepy. And too much sugar packs on the pounds too! If you stop having a teaspon of sugar in your tea or coffee, that can save you a few kilograms a year! And in something like a can of soft drink? That has like 40 teaspoons of sugar in it!!! It's true!
The thing is, it's awesome to have sometimes foods sometimes. They taste SOOOOOO good and they're quick and easy, but in the long shuffle, if we follow the zombies' example, well, quick and easy isn't always best. Zombies are in for the long haul. Their sometimes foods are legs and arms and guts and stuff, but it's brains they really go after. Have you ever seen a zombie shuffling along, arms out, groaning 'FINNNNGERRRRRRRSSSSS!'
That's right, you haven't, because it never happens.
Fingers are sometimes foods. Brains sustain.
Eat and drink the good stuff, to sustain you.
Have the sometimes foods sometimes.
It's better for you in the long run, trust me, because if you have heaps of sugar and then crash and need a nap in the afternoon, well, sorry, but while you're in La La Sleepy Land, the zombies are going to attack and you'll be a sleeping sustaining food and a sometimes food, because they're going to snack on every last bit of you!
So eat well, stay healthy, and join the revolution, because if you really wanna live ... you gotta become undead!
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