TOP FIVE WAYS ZOMBIES ARE INSPIRING!!!

To most people, zombies are gross and disgusting and scary and they have their eyeballs hanging out of their head and their bones are showing through their gross, disgusting, pus-oozing, bits-falling-off-everywhere skin.
​What these people don’t know is that zombies are an INSPIRATION!!!
I know, I know, you’re going to shout me down with your "They just shuffle and grunt and groan!” and your “But they ate my mother!” and your “How can they be inspiring? They smell like rat guts mixed with dog poo!”
Well to that I say this … if you really want to be inspired, if you really want to become awesome, you have to look deeper than the blood and guts and the brain eating and the bullet holes with worms crawling out of them.
Here are my TOP 5 WAYS ZOMBIES ARE INSPIRING!!!

1. Zombies have a goal. Setting goals is really important. People who set goals are more likely to reach them! Zombies set goals too. In fact, they not only have a goal, but they are like totally obsessed with it. I mean, sure, their goal is to sniff you out and chase you down and try and suck your brain out through your ear, but that’s not the point.                  Setting goals is IMPORTANT!
2. Zombies have awesome focus. Seriously. They’re not like us, as in us non-zombie humans. We get distracted super easy! People watch TV while they have their phone out checking messages and are playing a game on the iPad! Zombies don’t multi-task, because multi-tasking means you do a few things averagely. Zombies do one thing at a time AWESOMELY! And trust me, with that focus, they eat more brains than they miss.                                    Think about that … unless your brain was one of the ones they ate. Then you won’t be thinking about much at all.
3. Zombies don’t quit as soon as it gets hard. No kidding! Even if you chainsaw off a zombie’s arm it will keep coming. I get a paper cut and I stop! Or I say I’m bored when really I’m just finding something hard. You can shoot a zombie and it just gets up and shuffles on. It's desperate to get that sweet, juicy brain that it has as its goal and that it is focused on getting! And when they don't give up easy, they get to bite more faces. It's win-win ... sort of.
4. Zombies always move towards their goal. If you do little things every day towards your goal, you'll get there sooner than you think. Zombies always shuffle forward. They’re always on the move, so when an opportunity (ie a tasty human) pops up, they’re ready to go after it. You have to be ready too, so keep working towards your goal. Practise, learn, get more skills, bite more faces. Little shuffling steps, every day.
5. Zombies mostly eat what’s good for them. Zombies know brains are good for them, so zombies eat brains. It’s pretty simple! I mean, sure, sometimes they have a treat of a tasty eyeball, but mostly it’s brains on the menu. Non-zombie people eat SO much junk they don’t need. Yes, have treats, but do it every now and again, not all the time! Basically, make sure that you eat to live, don’t live to eat.                                                              Your body will thank you. The zombies won’t, but that’s fine. Remember, healthy body, hungry zombie.

So that’s five ways zombies have inspired me to become more awesome.
How about you?
Have zombies inspired you?
​Have zombies taught you anything that helped you become an awesome legend superstar?
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