ZOMBIES VERSUS NINJAS

I know. I KNOW!!!!! I'm comparing two of THE most awesome things EVER against each other.
HOW CAN THERE BE A WINNER?
There can't be one ... actually, yes there can. IT'S YOU!!!
Seriously. The only winner in a battle between zombies and ninjas is you, and there are a number of reasons for this.
One is that if the zombies and ninjas are fighting each other, that's running away time for you!
Two is that, as we know, zombies are massively inspirational, and luckily for us, so are ninjas! So with two of the most inspirational things ever in front of us, we can learn so much from them! 

We can see zombies never give up, even when they get a ninja star thrown into their eyeball. Even when they can't see the ninjas. Even when they get their head sliced off by a ninja sword ... okay, so they might give up then, but only because they can't find their head!
We also see the ninjas using skills they have worked on over and over and over and over again. We see them moving like the quietest butterfly landing on the softest flower ... and then slicing its head off. We see them throwing ninja stars into a zombie's eyeball from 37 metres away, which is amazingly awesome!
But all that aside, I am here to compare zombies against ninjas. I'm NOT going to try and guess who would win a fight between a zombie and a ninja, that's for the UFC to show when they adjust their rules and let zombies and ninjas in. Seriously. If it's an ULTIMATE fighting championship without ninjas and zombies, is it really ultimate? I don't think so. Anyway. The thing is, if you look at any awesome champion, you will notice similarities between them. Let's compare the inspirational traits of zombies and ninjas and, just for fun, world famous piano players as well!

CHARACTERISTIC	ZOMBIES	NINJAS	PIANO PLAYERS
Awesome focus	YES (Because of their huge thirst for brains)	YES (Because of all the meditating they've done)	YES (It's hard playing piano for hours. If you have bad focus, you play video games instead!)
Huge determination	YES (Seriously NEVER give up)	YES (You can't practise throwing ninja stars at flies for hours on end if you aren't determined!)	YES (MILLIONS of people learn the piano. To get to the top, you have to be more determined than the others!)
Smell kinda bad	YES YES YES!	YES (They have slight B.O.)	YES (I don't know why, maybe it's because they wear suits when they do a concert)
Awesome skills	NO (They're kinda one-dimensional)	YES (They train harder than pretty much anyone else in the entire world. Except for world class pianists. And tennis linespeople)	YES (Come on! Who isn't impressed when someone can sit down and play an awesome piece on the piano?)
Say what they mean and mean what they say	YES (They say "Braaaaiiiinnnnssss,", they want braaaaiiiinnnnssss!)	NO (But this is because they know that sometimes actions speak louder thean words)	NO (But this is because they speak with their hands ... on the piano, not in sign language ... unless they're deaf, I suppose.)
Take action towards their goal	YES (Don't believe me? Stand within 50m of a zombie and see what happens)	YES (They have to. They're being paid to assassinate someone. They don't take action, they don't get paid)	YES (They want to be an awesome pianist, so they practise every single day. They are always improving, always moving towards their goal)
Super cool to dress up as at Halloween	YES YES YES!	YES YES YES!	NO (I tried this once, and it was SO hard lugging round a full-size grand piano!)

So there you go! As you can see, awesomeness comes in many forms, but underlying the awesomeoness are similar traits. But now it's time for the ULTIMATE question! Who would win a fight between a ninja, a zombie and a piano player? Take the survey below to answer!